justrudeandginger:

souljannoying:

where does your first follower even come from

the friend that dragged you here in the first place

(Source: pemsylvania, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

259,808 notes

condorn:

do you think fish ever get thirsty

(Source: condom, via worsting)

133,227 notes

whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

(via relahvant)

121,426 notes

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via encourage)

392,754 notes

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via departured)

174,641 notes

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

(via departured)

203,383 notes

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via bullied)

146,486 notes

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via worsting)

347,262 notes