drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

(via trust)

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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

(via teen-warrior)

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gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

(via worsting)

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stay-vveird:

walking-jcrew-catalogue:

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

one bottle of ace midas…. $100,000

Who are the 17 year old girls that ordered Jägermeister
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